OWS was born from a Groupon--$20 for 4 clinic lessons. Usually I can turn down Groupons but this one seemed just too perfect (Molly, I imagine this is how you feel every time you buy one!!) It must have been right around the time of the French Open too because I was all hyped up on tennis. I grew up with a tennis playing mother, have watched every Major since I can remember, and have taken a few lessons in my time. I roped my friend Julia into doing this with me since I was too chicken to do it alone (NEWSFLASH: Girls don't just go to the bathroom in pairs). We decided that we want to be the Williams sisters, but not. We're caucasian so the skin color is out. We're blonde, so the hair color is out. Although I'm on pace with the height (I'm 5'11" according to Dr. Lwin, who recognized very early on that if she ever told me I was 6' she'd lose me to a bribable doctor), Julia's height is more on par with the likes of Justine Henin. So the height is out. Talent was the only thing left to align us with the Williams sisters...
We hoped in Ferg looking like the pros (Ferg is my adorable '07 Focus hatchback "Ferguson the Ford" named after Sarah Ferguson before she sold access to her ex-husband--which I think was a brilliant idea--that I plan on driving until I can give my teenager a 20yr old car). We have state of the art equipment: running shoes and $30 racquets from Target (yet another Christmas gift for a slightly older version of my brother--18--Matthew is betting a thousand isn't he!). That's right--state. of. the. art. As we waited for our lesson to start I
Once the lesson started everything was great! (Reality Check, KEL: You are in the "Beginners" class) There was a great mix of people--some who have never touched a racquet and others like me (who seriously believe their 4 clinic lessons will bring them to the US Open Finals at Flushing Meadows and not as the spectator--as the player slinging soaked sweat bands into a screaming crowd). Our instructor, Raj, picked up all our names in 2.2 seconds. At some point in the hour lesson, I asked him if he was a "leftist" because every time my fellow left-handed player, Carol, and I stepped up to hit balls he'd come up with some great
[Ok. I took out my driver swung the club a few times (in my living room...safe) and then thought, "Oh that's great. I still have no idea which way is which." So then I Googled it. Don't try because the answer doesn't exist on Google! So then I used deductive reasoning--if Matthew (my brother with the awesome Christmas presents) could break three of my clubs that means he could play with them which leads me to the conclusion that I play golf right-handed. <-- BLONDE MOMENT!]
Back to OWS...Julia and I really enjoyed our tennis lesson. We had such a blast, and sweat a lot. Raj liked to challenge my wingspan so I spent most of the hour looking like Grandmother Willow blowing in the wind (see: Pocahontas). But, spread eagles aside, it was a total blast! I graced
Julia and I will be going to see how the "other half lives" and play indoor at our "bonus" lesson on Saturday...As of now, the "talent" prong of being the Williams sisters is still in the running...
I'll update you on OWS Saturday...GO GATORS!
4 comments:
Sharapova in the making....I can feel your energy...the look is good....but it's all in the game! Keep it up Ms. Country Club Queen!!!
Marmi! You go from using our last name in MY post to using our last name in YOUR post. hahaha!
I did not put any name. I am responding via my google account. Any ideas? teehee!
Justin and I just enjoyed every second of this....and I truly support the OWS initiative! :) LOVE YOU!
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